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HOW TO SILENCE A HOBO

Get a judged on the payroll. Get him to issue a restraining order against the hobo. Then, when the hobo violates the restraining order, he will be arrested and sent to jail. The hobo will be silenced for a minimum of 30 days.

Another ancient recipe requires:


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August 27, 2024

We have eliminated our Chief Messageboard Operator. If you have Xenforo experience please send your resumes if you would like to be considered for a position within our organization.

August 24, 2024

We will soon have an opening for Chief Messageboard Operator. Please inquire with Jack Schectman.

December 21, 2023

In the dim-lit corners of Facebook, there exists a hobo figure, a man ensnared within the web of his own fractured mind. His words, a dissonant symphony of fragmented thoughts, echo in the hollow chambers of a sick mind. In the ghostly glow of his screen, he whispers haunting laments and unsettling tales, a spectral bard lost in the labyrinth of his own enigmatic madness. Each keystroke, a hesitant dance with the shadows that envelop his tormented soul, as he endlessly scrawls his idiotic script upon the haunted canvas of unsuspecting minors.

February 10, 2023

Our sources in the TPD and MHST confirm that everyone's favorite hobo is locked up! He is currently being held for evaluation. His arraignment is scheduled for Feb 21, and it's quite possible he will be locked away until then! Investigating Reporter, Mike Steak, is in route to Tucson to get pictures and interviews on the ground!

February 8, 2023

We were contacted tonight by an anonymous source who informed us that our hobo is in the slammer! Check the Blog for the latest updates!


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